Weekend Confessions

Happy Saturday darlings!

So, I know that I already confessed that blogging has changed me here, but apparently that wasn't enough for me... I feel like you need my IRL (in real life) confessions also. Yeah, I don't know why I feel this way... maybe it's my need to link up and fit in... maybe it's my need to talk about myself, I mean, why else would someone blog? Whatever the reason, it's about to get real up in here...

one... I am so tired of all of the drama. I realize that we don't live in a sugar coated world full of unicorns, but some people really need to dial back their shit. Now, this is a general objective opinion, and is in no way hinting at anyone (hence the word GENERAL), but you people gatta know, I am tired of the soap opera. Alright fine... I am talking about Facebook people. I have posted about this kinda shit before, and I hate to have to talk about it again, but it bothers me, ya know. I get all my news from Facebook, and truthfully I would rather see another selfie of your skank ass in a bar mirror, then read another status on how your man cheated on you. Dude, you gat to GTFO!
 
two...  I am tired of winter, and counting down the days till summer decides to peak it's little head out of it's hibernation hole.

three...  I am way over the fact that I am still in school. Granted it's for my Master's, but truthfully, I am so ready to be done.

four... I can't do the perfect ballerina bun, the amazing smokey eye, or keep my nails long, and it just sucks.

five... I have major split ends because I really hate getting my hair cut. For some reason I always walk out like this....

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Not literally, but you get the picture.
 
six... I have a jealousy of other bloggers and I love it when they post the 'behind the scenes' photos of them looking like a tornado just went by. And I guess that's why I keep coming back to read their words like gospel. Because let's face it, bloggers with DSLR cameras and mad photoshop skills are in a league of their own and run this mother. Note to self, buy a DSLR and attempt to run this mother.
 
seven... I really have no idea why I have pinned 178,964 things on Pinterest. Oh, wait, I know... for a rainy day? Yeaahhh that's right... cause I'm expecting a monsoon, sometime soon. Ha! That rhymed.
 
eight... Something about this picture makes me laugh....

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nine... I sometimes drink during the week... and sometimes it's more than one glass of wine...

ten... I love to cuddle... Yep :)

So, I feel like I could go on and on and divulge a ton of confessions, but like Fat Amy said, "Well... sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not." Maybe I should listen? Anyways, linking up with Leslie @ A Blonde Ambition :)

3 comments

  1. Oh you crack me up! I too am jealous of other bloggers. We could start a jealous of other bloggers support group :) I'm thinking about picking up drinking again. I miss it. I do tell my 14 month old that I love him more than Bud Light. Oh yeah-winter can suck it!

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  2. I am soooooo tired of winter. I seriously can't take it anymore. MAKE IT STOP!
    Also, yes... I have been so angry that I've attacked someone with my vagina. It's a registered weapon in 34 states.

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  3. I'm so there with you on the facebook drama. I just removed a friend because it seemed like all she did was whine about her life (can't find a giu, hates the town she lives in, passive remarks about others). I just was completely over it and deleted her. I felt like a weight lifted off me.

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