beauty + lifestyle + parenting

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you are the only ten I see :)

When I found out that one of my favorite bloggers, Amanda from Voyage of  the MeeMee, was hosting her first link up with Danae, from Duh! Danae!, I knew I just HAD to participate. Basically it was like, well everyone else is doing crack, so apparently I am required to also, cause I wanna be one of the cool kids. Yes, it was like that... well, without the crack :) Ok, it was like drinking the Kool-Aid.
The problem came when I realized what the link up subject was... "Sh*t Men Say" and the fact that it was derived from a post about Amanda's boyfriend and the sh*t that comes out of his mouth (which is flippin hilarious). Ok, so what was my issue? Well, the fact that my hubby rarely says anything that would constitute even half of a post, and the fact that even tho some crazy sh*t comes out of Lil Man's mouth, he is three and a three-year-olds ramblings about how "I have a pee pee" is certainly not "proper" subject matter. To elaborate on that rambling... I was changing him, and all of a sudden he says, "Do you have a pee pee?" I said, "No, I am a girl. Girl's don't have pee pees." He asks, "Boys have pee pees?" I said, "Yes. You and Daddy are boys." He replies, "I am a boy! I have a pee pee. Daddy has a pee pee. Ok!" Yeah... the joys of being a {boy} mom.

Basically the last paragraph tried to explain that I wanted to link up, but felt like I had no subject.

Stay with me here...

Sunday night, my parents agreed to take Lil Man, and the hubby, me, and two of the hubby's friends went out. Basically, we never go out drinking, because a) ours and my parents schedules always conflict, so it's hard to get a night when Lil Man can spend the night, b) neither one of us can afford a DUI, c) we are broke asses (ok, not really, but you catch my drift), and d) I don't really drink anymore, except for a couple of glasses of wine after Lil Man goes to bed.

So, while we were at the bar, I finally figured out what I was going to do for the link up. (Honestly I asked Amanda about the subject like two weeks ago, but never put any thought into it.)

What was my awesome idea? Well, read on my friend, read on!

Voyage of the Mee Mee
As women, we are used to being considered attractive by the opposite sex and this attraction is often multiplied by a thousand when alcohol is involved. To handle this attraction, men are often stupid and rely on lines to "express themselves" in attempt to remedy the attraction (usually this is in the form of getting some). These lines range from downright hilarious to "you need to be punched in the face" horrible. These lines are referred to "pick-up lines", and today I am going to share them with you :)
Hold up, what the eff did I just tell you? That men are horn dogs and want to get laid, so they feed women lines of bull at the bar? Yeah? Good :)
Have you ever heard any of these?
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you are the only TEN I see.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'
Did it hurt? When? When you fell from heaven.
Do you wash your pants with windex, 'cause I can see myself in them!
Can I have your phone number, 'cause I lost mine.
How do you like your eggs? Why? So I know how to make them in the morning.
Someone call the cops, 'cause you just stole my heart.
Do you have any Irish in you? No, why? Would you like some?
Yeah, so I know that there are so many more out there, and I could go on for days, so I just gave you my favorites.
Wanna know a secret? I asked my hubby for some help on this, and he did rather good (he gave me the last five). Unfortunately when I asked for more, he said he was all out (we have been together for a little over six years). I expressed my disappointment, so he gave me this, "After all of the years of going to bars and what not, if I was single right now, and at a bar, I would just turn to the girl and say, "Hey, do you wanna fu*k or not?"" I couldn't stop laughing. Yes, that is my hubby. Straight foreword and blunt, like me. (Good thing I married him, or he would be getting slapped a lot)
What are your favorite pick up lines? Have any of them ever worked?

5 comments

  1. Oh ya gotta love those cheesy pick up lines! Thanks for linking up!

    ReplyDelete
  2. cheesy pickup lines are the funniest (and lamest)!

    kathy
    Vodka and Soda

    ReplyDelete
  3. Bahahah I laughed wayyyyy too hard at: ""I have a pee pee"" Apparently I'm 3 as well. ;P
    "Hey, do you wanna fu*k or not?"" FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  4. I LOVED this post! There has been so many times when I'm out (like at a bar) and a blog idea pops in my head. Then I think to myself, you need to get a grip! I actually got hit on once when I pulled up to my place of work and a car next to me had me roll down my window to use a pick up line on me. Although I couldn't stop laughing I did tell the guy better luck next time.

    Angi@ cantbuymelovvve.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  5. Your husband and my husband sound one in the same. Cracks me up. I guess it goes to show we always get the one we are meant to have.

    ReplyDelete

Thank you for commenting! I love hearing from my readers! :)

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...